Friday, July 31, 2009

Are we a monogamous?

Dear Single gals,

Do you really think that mankind is a monogamous species?

Questionable



Dear Questionable,

I would have to say No to this question. Very few animals are monogamous and we are not the exception. We are a species that adapts to our environment and a monogamous environment is what has been created for us and has been engraved in our subconscious for thousands of years. Can you imaging if we had evolved without the concept of monogamy? If there had never been such a thing as marriage or "life" partners? Families would still exist as we do crave human contact that isn't always sexual, but it would be more like a pack type mentality. We would probably live in social groups where we would be promiscuous with many different people...something like the Chimpanzee. In most species, males are programmed to spread their seed and females are programmed to get the best seed and to that I say...there's nothing wrong with wanting the best!.

Cheers!
Single Chick

Monday, July 20, 2009

Wondering Eye Balls

Dear Single Gals,

Is there a potion to stop wandering eyeballs?

I’m Over Here



Dear I’m Over Here,

Yes there is one sure way to stop wandering eyeballs. Stick a fork in them that will stop the self absorbed ass. Ok maybe that is a little harsh. First tell him you don’t like that he is looking at other women, and if he can’t respect that use the fork! Then dump him. If he is too busy looking for his next conquest while he’s with you, chances are good he does this all the time and his behavior will only leave you feeling insecure and hurt.

All the best, lets hope he just has A.D.D.

Cheers!
Single Gals

The Scratcher

Dear Single Gals,

How do you get them to stop scratching their "friends" in public?

Must They



Dear Must They,

Well I think if this is a reoccurring thing, that maybe he just needs to shower more often. However if he will not practice proper hygiene I think you should stand beside him and start scratching yourself down there to mimic him. Chances are that he’ll find your behavior embarrassing and ask what you’re doing. In which you can reply “doesn’t that turn you on?” Then when he says “No” you respond “Exactly!” If he does not get the hint, then jab a fork in his hand the next time he scratches and that should end it for good!

Cheers!
Single Gals