Dear Single Gals,
I know I should be doing something with my partners balls………but I don't know what?! What do guys like? Touching, tickling, sucking? I'm so confused!
Jingle Jangle
Dear Jingle Jangle,
First of all, I believe the majority of men like all of the above, but you should really ask your partner what he wants done. Communication is key.
A girlfriend of mine once read in Cosmo about tying a scrunchy around the balls while sucking or fucking…I’ve never tried this, and have no idea where you could buy a scrunchy now a days, but it’s worth a try. Also, placing a small ice cube in your mouth while sucking the balls (or any other part of the member) seems to get em’ going too. Really, the male organ is not that complicated.
Good luck!
Cheers!
Single Gals
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Going Down
Dear Single Gals,
How long should you let your guy 'go down on you' for? Even if he's doing a great job – sometimes it just takes a long time to 'get there'. Is it unfair to have him go longer than 5min? 10min? Do you offer him water?
Getting There
Dear Getting There,
You’re over thinking this and that is probably why it’s taking you a while to ‘get there’. This is where we women falter; we tend to over think everything. Do you think a guy is thinking “wow, she’s been sucking on my unit for the last 15 minutes maybe she’s tired?“ HELL NO. He will enjoy it for as long as you’re willing to do it. So try to relax and enjoy. Don’t put so much thought into how long it’s been, he wouldn’t be there if he didn’t want to be. Also having a bottle of water on your night table is not a bad idea, the least you can do is be a good hostess. If you think this could be an all night thing, you may also want to have goggles and a snorkel handy!
Cheers!
Single Glas
How long should you let your guy 'go down on you' for? Even if he's doing a great job – sometimes it just takes a long time to 'get there'. Is it unfair to have him go longer than 5min? 10min? Do you offer him water?
Getting There
Dear Getting There,
You’re over thinking this and that is probably why it’s taking you a while to ‘get there’. This is where we women falter; we tend to over think everything. Do you think a guy is thinking “wow, she’s been sucking on my unit for the last 15 minutes maybe she’s tired?“ HELL NO. He will enjoy it for as long as you’re willing to do it. So try to relax and enjoy. Don’t put so much thought into how long it’s been, he wouldn’t be there if he didn’t want to be. Also having a bottle of water on your night table is not a bad idea, the least you can do is be a good hostess. If you think this could be an all night thing, you may also want to have goggles and a snorkel handy!
Cheers!
Single Glas
Bad in bed
Dear Single Gals,
If I guy sucks in bed, should you show him what you like, or just bail and run for the hills?
Unsatisfied
Dear Unsatisfied,
It depends on how you feel about him and how long you’ve been dating. If it’s based on a first performance and you really like the guy, then there may be an opportunity for improvement. Just tell him what you like, as stated before, communication is key. If it’s been a while and you’ve expressed your likes and dislikes and still no improvement, then just call it a day and find a man that can make things happen. A well rounded relationship means you connect on all levels.
Cheers!
Single Gals
If I guy sucks in bed, should you show him what you like, or just bail and run for the hills?
Unsatisfied
Dear Unsatisfied,
It depends on how you feel about him and how long you’ve been dating. If it’s based on a first performance and you really like the guy, then there may be an opportunity for improvement. Just tell him what you like, as stated before, communication is key. If it’s been a while and you’ve expressed your likes and dislikes and still no improvement, then just call it a day and find a man that can make things happen. A well rounded relationship means you connect on all levels.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Monday, June 22, 2009
Commitment Phase
Dear Single Gals,
How do you know if he’s in the commitment phase?
Committed
Dear Committed,
First ask your guy to define commitment, if he runs to the Webster’s dictionary then we’re gonna say he is NOT at this phase. On a serious note, I think if your guy is totally committed to you, then you will not need to ask this question. Once again refer back to “He’s just not that into you”. If you don’t have the book we strongly recommend you grab a copy. If he’s into you, you’ll know it. He’ll want to spend time with you, call you and meet your friends and family.
Cheers!
Single Gals
How do you know if he’s in the commitment phase?
Committed
Dear Committed,
First ask your guy to define commitment, if he runs to the Webster’s dictionary then we’re gonna say he is NOT at this phase. On a serious note, I think if your guy is totally committed to you, then you will not need to ask this question. Once again refer back to “He’s just not that into you”. If you don’t have the book we strongly recommend you grab a copy. If he’s into you, you’ll know it. He’ll want to spend time with you, call you and meet your friends and family.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Booty Call
Dear Single Gals,
My guy wants to get serious and I don’t. How do I keep him around as a booty call?
Want My Cake
Dear Want My Cake,
Wow you found a guy that wants to get serious? Crazy.
Honestly, it’s not really fair to him if he wants to get serious. Let him know you don’t and then go find yourself another booty call.
Cheers!
Single Gals
My guy wants to get serious and I don’t. How do I keep him around as a booty call?
Want My Cake
Dear Want My Cake,
Wow you found a guy that wants to get serious? Crazy.
Honestly, it’s not really fair to him if he wants to get serious. Let him know you don’t and then go find yourself another booty call.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Messy or Clean?
Dear Single Gals,
Why do some guys like to do it when you’re menstruating and others don’t?
What Gives
Dear What Gives,
We think it all depends how long it’s been since they have gotten some. Maybe he just got out of prison and a little bit of messy sex is great after you’ve been getting it up the butt for 5 years.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Why do some guys like to do it when you’re menstruating and others don’t?
What Gives
Dear What Gives,
We think it all depends how long it’s been since they have gotten some. Maybe he just got out of prison and a little bit of messy sex is great after you’ve been getting it up the butt for 5 years.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Do guy notice the difference?
Dear Single Gals,
Do guys notice different vaginas?
Loosey
Dear Loosey,
Were gonna say that no they don’t. We think most guys are just happy to have a naked chick in bed with them. Guys can you verify this? If we are wrong please e-mail us at asksinglegals@single-gals.com.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Do guys notice different vaginas?
Loosey
Dear Loosey,
Were gonna say that no they don’t. We think most guys are just happy to have a naked chick in bed with them. Guys can you verify this? If we are wrong please e-mail us at asksinglegals@single-gals.com.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Monday, June 15, 2009
Question of the Week
Dear Single Gals,
When do you think the shift from “Men being men” to ‘Men being pansies” occurred and why?
Curious
I think the shift occurred when feminism became very prominent and the birth control pill became accessible in the 60’s. In other words, feminism screwed us consistently single gals. Back in the day, men were “men” because they went to work, paid the bills, voted, fixed the house and could get a woman pregnant. They were in charge (or at least thought they were). Then these damn feminists came along and screamed bloody murder about equal rights and gave away our secrets (that we’re smarter, more pain tolerant and just damn better). As soon as it became evident that women could pretty much do everything a man could do (and do it better) and enjoy sex without getting pregnant, is when the man freaked out and lost his balls. It was a sad day when we started growing our armpit hair (but please don’t do that).
Cheers!
Single Chick
When do you think the shift from “Men being men” to ‘Men being pansies” occurred and why?
Curious
I think the shift occurred when feminism became very prominent and the birth control pill became accessible in the 60’s. In other words, feminism screwed us consistently single gals. Back in the day, men were “men” because they went to work, paid the bills, voted, fixed the house and could get a woman pregnant. They were in charge (or at least thought they were). Then these damn feminists came along and screamed bloody murder about equal rights and gave away our secrets (that we’re smarter, more pain tolerant and just damn better). As soon as it became evident that women could pretty much do everything a man could do (and do it better) and enjoy sex without getting pregnant, is when the man freaked out and lost his balls. It was a sad day when we started growing our armpit hair (but please don’t do that).
Cheers!
Single Chick
Is that a Banana or are you just happy to see me
Dear Single Gals,
How can you tell what a guy is packin?
Size Matters
Dear Size Matters,
Unless he’s wearing really tight jeans or a Speedo, then you can’t tell and if he is wearing either of those, then who cares...grossssss!
According to MANswers here are the national averages:
India – Average 5”
China – Average 5.5”
North America – Average 6.5
Cheers!
Single Gals
How can you tell what a guy is packin?
Size Matters
Dear Size Matters,
Unless he’s wearing really tight jeans or a Speedo, then you can’t tell and if he is wearing either of those, then who cares...grossssss!
According to MANswers here are the national averages:
India – Average 5”
China – Average 5.5”
North America – Average 6.5
Cheers!
Single Gals
Great Sex or the Real Thing
Dear Single Gals,
How do you know if a relationship is just awesome sex or the real thing?
Wondering
Dear Wondering,
Great sex or the real thing? Hmm in my world I think they go hand in hand. However if the relationship is purely sexual (meaning all you do is just have sex together and not much else), then it’s probably not the real thing. You may even find that you don’t really like him on a personal level but really just connect through the most “primal of ways” (quote was said by a weirdo I once knew). Once the lust wares off and you get to know the person, you will know if there is more to it or not.
Cheers!
Single Gals
How do you know if a relationship is just awesome sex or the real thing?
Wondering
Dear Wondering,
Great sex or the real thing? Hmm in my world I think they go hand in hand. However if the relationship is purely sexual (meaning all you do is just have sex together and not much else), then it’s probably not the real thing. You may even find that you don’t really like him on a personal level but really just connect through the most “primal of ways” (quote was said by a weirdo I once knew). Once the lust wares off and you get to know the person, you will know if there is more to it or not.
Cheers!
Single Gals
To Video tape or not to Video tape
Dear Single Gals,
Should I let my guy video tape us?
A Star is Born
Dear A Star is Born,
Hello Paris Hilton??? If you’re a media whore then go right ahead. But I think this is one lesson we can learn from the ditsy blond heiress. However, if you’re in a seriously committed relationship and want to spice things up, go ahead and video tape yourselves but please destroy the evidence right after, unless you want to be the You Tube video of the week.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Should I let my guy video tape us?
A Star is Born
Dear A Star is Born,
Hello Paris Hilton??? If you’re a media whore then go right ahead. But I think this is one lesson we can learn from the ditsy blond heiress. However, if you’re in a seriously committed relationship and want to spice things up, go ahead and video tape yourselves but please destroy the evidence right after, unless you want to be the You Tube video of the week.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Monday, June 8, 2009
Back Door Lovin
Dear Single Gals,
My boyfriend and I have been talking about trying new things sexually and I was wondering if there was anything I need to do to prep for some rear end lovin?
Kinky Chick
Dear Kinky Chick,
We went to our resident expert on this one; our gay friend “Lance”. Lance said all you need to do is make sure that you have cleaned the back door, lubed it up, relax and spread’em.
Cheers,
Single Gals
My boyfriend and I have been talking about trying new things sexually and I was wondering if there was anything I need to do to prep for some rear end lovin?
Kinky Chick
Dear Kinky Chick,
We went to our resident expert on this one; our gay friend “Lance”. Lance said all you need to do is make sure that you have cleaned the back door, lubed it up, relax and spread’em.
Cheers,
Single Gals
How to get him to stay over
Dear Single Gals,
How do you get the guy you’re seeing to come over and stay over?
Need some man lovin
Dear Need Some Man Lovin,
We think a sure fire way to get him to come over and stay over is to get him drunk. He can’t possibly drive home after that and therefore he will need to stay the night. However be careful with this for you don’t want to get him too drunk or he’ll end up spending the night in you bathroom praying to the porcelain god. We recommend 3 pitchers max!
Let’s us know how that works out for you.
Cheers!
Single Gals
How do you get the guy you’re seeing to come over and stay over?
Need some man lovin
Dear Need Some Man Lovin,
We think a sure fire way to get him to come over and stay over is to get him drunk. He can’t possibly drive home after that and therefore he will need to stay the night. However be careful with this for you don’t want to get him too drunk or he’ll end up spending the night in you bathroom praying to the porcelain god. We recommend 3 pitchers max!
Let’s us know how that works out for you.
Cheers!
Single Gals
What are the signs?
Dear Single Gals,
What are the signs that he likes you?
Clueless
Dear Clueless,
It’s been a while for us at Single Gals since we’ve had a dude that was truly into us but here is what we think are sure signs the he likes you:
1) He calls
2) He wants to hangout with you
3) He wants to meet your friends
4) He sounds happy when you call even during the playoffs
However is he starts smothering the crap out of you, he is a psycho!!
Also we recommend that you read “He’s Just Not that into You” it is a excellent reference to tell if a guy likes you or not.
We hope this helps clear up you confusion.
Cheers,
Single Gals
What are the signs that he likes you?
Clueless
Dear Clueless,
It’s been a while for us at Single Gals since we’ve had a dude that was truly into us but here is what we think are sure signs the he likes you:
1) He calls
2) He wants to hangout with you
3) He wants to meet your friends
4) He sounds happy when you call even during the playoffs
However is he starts smothering the crap out of you, he is a psycho!!
Also we recommend that you read “He’s Just Not that into You” it is a excellent reference to tell if a guy likes you or not.
We hope this helps clear up you confusion.
Cheers,
Single Gals
How do I get his attention
Dear Single Gals,
How do I get the attention of the cutie I’ve been crushing on?
Starry eyed
Dear Starry eye,
That is a very good question. We here at Single Gals have also been faced with this situation many a time. I’ve had a crush on ‘Black socks” for about a year now. I think the first step would be to make eye contact and smile at him. If possible, strike up a conversation and try to get a feel if he’s also interested or at least worthy of your crush. If there seems to be a connection just let it be and see what happens as you’ve gotten his attention and gave him the signs you’re interested now let him do some work and ask you out.
If that fails just get him drunk!
Cheers
Single Gals
How do I get the attention of the cutie I’ve been crushing on?
Starry eyed
Dear Starry eye,
That is a very good question. We here at Single Gals have also been faced with this situation many a time. I’ve had a crush on ‘Black socks” for about a year now. I think the first step would be to make eye contact and smile at him. If possible, strike up a conversation and try to get a feel if he’s also interested or at least worthy of your crush. If there seems to be a connection just let it be and see what happens as you’ve gotten his attention and gave him the signs you’re interested now let him do some work and ask you out.
If that fails just get him drunk!
Cheers
Single Gals
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Is It me?
Dear Single Gals,
Am I the only girl out there that thinks it must be me and that’s why I’m single?
Is it me
Dear Is it me,
NO you are not the first girl to feel that way. We here a Single Gals feel that way after every dating disaster. We remind each other all the time that we are great Gals and we are worthy of a great guy. You are worthy as well and just because something did not work out the way wanted, you cannot blame yourself. I do believe if it was meant to be, it is going to be easy and everything will just fall into place. Just remember to be yourself at all times and don’t alter your life, beliefs or wants for anyone else in the hopes that it could work. Compromising is one thing, but to change who you are is another. And, remember to live in the present moment, it’ll ease that dating anxiety! On that note, you will have to date a few duds to get to the real deal but in the meantime remember you are awesome!!
If you ever need a little pick me up just contact us here at Single Gals and we will be more than happy to remind you of your awesomeness!!
Cheer!
Single Gals
Am I the only girl out there that thinks it must be me and that’s why I’m single?
Is it me
Dear Is it me,
NO you are not the first girl to feel that way. We here a Single Gals feel that way after every dating disaster. We remind each other all the time that we are great Gals and we are worthy of a great guy. You are worthy as well and just because something did not work out the way wanted, you cannot blame yourself. I do believe if it was meant to be, it is going to be easy and everything will just fall into place. Just remember to be yourself at all times and don’t alter your life, beliefs or wants for anyone else in the hopes that it could work. Compromising is one thing, but to change who you are is another. And, remember to live in the present moment, it’ll ease that dating anxiety! On that note, you will have to date a few duds to get to the real deal but in the meantime remember you are awesome!!
If you ever need a little pick me up just contact us here at Single Gals and we will be more than happy to remind you of your awesomeness!!
Cheer!
Single Gals
Why do men suck?
Dear Single Gals,
Why do men suck?
Frustrated
Dear Frustrated,
We at Single Gals think that men suck for the following reasons:
1) They are not fully evolved
2) They have smaller brains than us
3) They carry way more testosterone than females and even though there is no medical proof to this, I think testosterone makes you stupid!!!
On that note, don’t get discouraged there are some really great guys out there…just have a look at our “Are You a Yummo” page and meet Joe.
Remember you're the apple at the top of the tree and only the man willing to make the climb is worthy of you!!
Cheers!
Single Gals
Why do men suck?
Frustrated
Dear Frustrated,
We at Single Gals think that men suck for the following reasons:
1) They are not fully evolved
2) They have smaller brains than us
3) They carry way more testosterone than females and even though there is no medical proof to this, I think testosterone makes you stupid!!!
On that note, don’t get discouraged there are some really great guys out there…just have a look at our “Are You a Yummo” page and meet Joe.
Remember you're the apple at the top of the tree and only the man willing to make the climb is worthy of you!!
Cheers!
Single Gals
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Where does a girl go to meet men?
Dear Single Gals,
Where does a girl go to meet men when she does not want to hang out at the bar ?
Searching
Dear Searching,
This is a very good question and we here at Single Gals are still trying to figure that one out. They (whomever they are, obviously not Single Gals) say that we should take up a hobby or interest to meet people. For example, the gym…but really, I love my gym and what if it does not work out with the cutie you meet on the treadmill and then you're too embarrassed to go back? I really don't think the gym is the best idea, but then again you never know until you try. I've also heard the grocery store…really? Who looks their best while shopping for melons, certainly not this Single Gal, but hey what harm could it do to smile at the hottie in line. So in short I guess it comes down to being a little daring, expanding you interests and getting out of your comfort zone! You never really know when, where or how you are going to meet Mr. Right but the more that you're out there the better your chances.
Good Luck in your search, and if you happen to stumble across a great place to meet men please let us Single Gals know.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Where does a girl go to meet men when she does not want to hang out at the bar ?
Searching
Dear Searching,
This is a very good question and we here at Single Gals are still trying to figure that one out. They (whomever they are, obviously not Single Gals) say that we should take up a hobby or interest to meet people. For example, the gym…but really, I love my gym and what if it does not work out with the cutie you meet on the treadmill and then you're too embarrassed to go back? I really don't think the gym is the best idea, but then again you never know until you try. I've also heard the grocery store…really? Who looks their best while shopping for melons, certainly not this Single Gal, but hey what harm could it do to smile at the hottie in line. So in short I guess it comes down to being a little daring, expanding you interests and getting out of your comfort zone! You never really know when, where or how you are going to meet Mr. Right but the more that you're out there the better your chances.
Good Luck in your search, and if you happen to stumble across a great place to meet men please let us Single Gals know.
Cheers!
Single Gals
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