Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Dating with Aspergers Syndrome

Dear Single Gals,

I have msn, facebook and yahoo. I have been on a few dating websites and I have received nothing and I do have aspergers syndrome and I think that may be why I have been single for that long what do you sexy girls think?

Andrew, England


Dear Andrew,

First, I have to say that it doesn't matter whether you have a disorder or not...I've been single for 5.5 years and Single Gal has been single for 3 but we're still optimistic! I mean look at Heather Mills...one leg and she married a Beatle!! (I had to use that example cause you’re from the UK). Remember that no matter what, there is always something that appeals to another, so you can't discredit yourself.

Second, I don’t know much about Aspergers syndrome or Austism, but have you ever considered dating anyone with the same disorder as you? I would think that it would definitely be less threatening knowing that other person is in the same boat.

I searched the web and there seems to be some social networking sites out there for people with similar disorders (and the girls are cute too!) – one I found was http://www.weareautism.org/. If you just type in Autism and dating…many things come up. There are also many charity sites for Autism/Aspergers that require volunteers and hold events, this may be an option to get out there and meet people.

Here are a couple links and books that may be of interest to you:

http://www.nas.org.uk/nas/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=10


http://ezinearticles.com/?Aspergers-and-Autism-Dating-Sites---Chat-Can-Easily-Get-You-Started-in-Finding-Your-Date&id=1544344

Autistic Guide to Dating - by Emelia Murry Ramey and Jody John Ramey

Aspergers in Love – by Maxine C. Aston


Good luck Andrew!

Single Chick

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Still Single...

Dear Single Gals,

I have been single for six years can anyone help?

Andrew

Well Andrew that is a very good question. We'd probably need a little more information on you to answer this question properly, but here are a couple of suggestions anyways:

- Are you putting yourself out there? Or are you sitting in your house thinking the woman of your dreams is going to fall on your lap? Me and Single Gal both know, this will never happen. So for 2010, we have decided to get out of our comfort zone and try some random things like going to a pub to have a drink by ourselves or by playing softball in the Spring (even though we both suck).

- Do you ever get involved in Single events? There are many here in Toronto like sporting events, ski trips, speed dating etc. They must have these in England too. Try Googling “Single events London”…or wherever you are.

- What about online dating? This seems to be the way of the future as most people now are very busy and tend to set their lives up first and then try and fit someone in. The online thing can help with that, especially the EHarmony type websites that really nails down the type of person you are and the type of person you are looking for.

- Do people know you are single? Spread the word and you may get some blind dates out of it.

- Are you aggressive enough? If you see a girl who interests you, do you approach her? Here in Toronto, from our experience, men rarely approach girls and many of us really wish they would. Whether it’s at a pub, grocery store, gym or restaurant, get up the nerve and start a conversation, what’s the worse that could happen?

Take what you like from this and report back with an update, we’d love to hear about it!

Good luck,
Single Chick

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Welcome to the Jungle

There seems to be a common concern among women about how they smell or taste down there. Unless you have a serious medical condition there is no need to stress over this too much. A simple rule to remember is that “You are what you eat”. So, if you love garlic (good for you because it has great nutritional benefits), it will come out your pores and all other sweaty orifices. Unless your man is a ‘Greek God’ he may not be so impressed with the taste of recycled garlic. So how can you enjoy the more pungent spices of life and still taste fruity fresh. Obviously eat lots of sweet fruits and drink pineapple juice or 5 Alive. This will guarantee that your man will be back to visit the Juicy Fruit Jungle!

Cheers!
Single Gal

Friday, July 31, 2009

Are we a monogamous?

Dear Single gals,

Do you really think that mankind is a monogamous species?

Questionable



Dear Questionable,

I would have to say No to this question. Very few animals are monogamous and we are not the exception. We are a species that adapts to our environment and a monogamous environment is what has been created for us and has been engraved in our subconscious for thousands of years. Can you imaging if we had evolved without the concept of monogamy? If there had never been such a thing as marriage or "life" partners? Families would still exist as we do crave human contact that isn't always sexual, but it would be more like a pack type mentality. We would probably live in social groups where we would be promiscuous with many different people...something like the Chimpanzee. In most species, males are programmed to spread their seed and females are programmed to get the best seed and to that I say...there's nothing wrong with wanting the best!.

Cheers!
Single Chick

Monday, July 20, 2009

Wondering Eye Balls

Dear Single Gals,

Is there a potion to stop wandering eyeballs?

I’m Over Here



Dear I’m Over Here,

Yes there is one sure way to stop wandering eyeballs. Stick a fork in them that will stop the self absorbed ass. Ok maybe that is a little harsh. First tell him you don’t like that he is looking at other women, and if he can’t respect that use the fork! Then dump him. If he is too busy looking for his next conquest while he’s with you, chances are good he does this all the time and his behavior will only leave you feeling insecure and hurt.

All the best, lets hope he just has A.D.D.

Cheers!
Single Gals

The Scratcher

Dear Single Gals,

How do you get them to stop scratching their "friends" in public?

Must They



Dear Must They,

Well I think if this is a reoccurring thing, that maybe he just needs to shower more often. However if he will not practice proper hygiene I think you should stand beside him and start scratching yourself down there to mimic him. Chances are that he’ll find your behavior embarrassing and ask what you’re doing. In which you can reply “doesn’t that turn you on?” Then when he says “No” you respond “Exactly!” If he does not get the hint, then jab a fork in his hand the next time he scratches and that should end it for good!

Cheers!
Single Gals

What Men Really Want

Dear Single Gals,

What do men really want?

Who Cares



Dear Who Cares,

This is simple, if they’re straight they want Vaginia and if they’re gay than they want Dick!

Cheers!
Single Gals

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Going Down

Dear Single Gals,

I think us guys could use some tips on great oral techniques that you girls like.

Tongue Tied


Dear Tongue Tied,

Kudos to you for asking instead of putting the snorkel on and diving in head first. Every woman is different as to what they like, but I think most will agree that you should take your time, be gentle and use that tongue. Check out the link below, this article is right on the mark and “Single Gals” approved.

http://ca.askmen.com/dating/love_tip/36_love_tip.html

Now stud go flex that tongue muscle and make her scream.

Good Luck!

Cheers!
Single Gals

Spank Me

Dear Single Gals,

My boyfriend and I just started having sex. Well I must say that I like it a little rougher than what he's giving. I would love for him to start talking dirty and spank me, but the relationship just started and I don't want him to think I'm a freak. Any advice?

Very Bad Girl



Dear Very Bad Girl,

First off, you’re not a freak, you just like it a little dirty and there’s nothing wrong with that. We think that you should break him in slowly if you feel he may get freaked out. Try giving him little love bites. If you don’t get any resistance to that, then you should talk dirty to him; you can do this while in the act or even throughout the day through e-mail, voice message or text to get him thinking about you in that way. This should prompt his inner beast and get him to voice his dirty thoughts. Once you are both talking dirty to each other, you can take it to the next level and say “I’ve been bad today and need to be spanked” then bend over. If he doesn’t get the hint then he’s just not that bad boy in bed that you want.

Good Luck! We hope you found yourself a fellow freak.

Cheers!
Single Gals

The Ass Man

Dear Single Gals,

How do you get your man to stop licking your ass?

Clenched


Dear Clenched,

Well it seems you found yourself and man with a booty fetish. If this is uncomfortable for you we suggest you tell your man this. However, if you have communicated this already then the alternative would be to put some of Frank’s Hot sauce on your ass. If he likes spicy beef you’re doomed. Another tactic would be to eat a big bowl of Chili and let it rip all night long. By the time you get to the bedroom that will be that last place he wants to go. No man in his right mind would want to put himself in the direct line of fire.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Smooth Lady like moves

Dear Single Gals

When it comes to guys, I'm not the most forward gal and definitely not so great with words. I like this guy and just can't tell him. I’m wondering if it might be best to communicate my messages with body language? How do I begin to learn some sexy but subtle, smooth, lady like moves?"

Sincerely,
Miss Pirouette Wannabee


Dear Miss Pirouette Wannabee,

We would love to help, but we are Single Gals after all and this question is beyond our expertise. However we have googled ‘How to seduce a man’ and here is what we have found:

1)Get your confidence up - Nothing is more attractive to a man than a woman who is confident, comfortable and happy.

2)Do Flirting Without Talking - Start with almost accidental sidelong glances. You can follow up with a direct look. The moment he looks back, then you instantly lower your eyes and put on an embarrassed smile.

3)Send him little signs :
•Show unclenched hands
•Play with your hair or caress other objects. Push your fingers through your hair
•Pick some fluff of his jacket (even if there is none!)
•Face him directly and slightly lean forward every now and then
•Wet and bite your lips from time to time (According to Cosmo doing this makes him think of other moist places)

4)Get in close - Talk to him, and let him know you like him.

5)Touch his hand accidentally -When you reach for something, try to accidentally touch his hand.

I hope this helps, and if any of this works let us know so we can go out there and get ourselves a man with our moist lips and hair flips.

Good Luck!

Cheers!
Single Gals

Jumping into bed

Dear Single Gals,

When is a good time to jump into bed?

Feisty.


Dear Feisty,

I don’t think there is a definite time line here. You’ve just got to go with what you feel but I definitely don’t think it is wise to jump into the sack on the first date, no matter how hot he is. Take your time to get to know him first because even though we are all adults and should be able to do whatever we feel, there is still a stigma out there that good girls wait. I believe men will judge you as that girl, not the one that he can take home to mom. If you don’t want something long term then do what you want, but if you really like the guy, then wait.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Balls?

Dear Single Gals,

I know I should be doing something with my partners balls………but I don't know what?! What do guys like? Touching, tickling, sucking? I'm so confused!

Jingle Jangle



Dear Jingle Jangle,

First of all, I believe the majority of men like all of the above, but you should really ask your partner what he wants done. Communication is key.

A girlfriend of mine once read in Cosmo about tying a scrunchy around the balls while sucking or fucking…I’ve never tried this, and have no idea where you could buy a scrunchy now a days, but it’s worth a try. Also, placing a small ice cube in your mouth while sucking the balls (or any other part of the member) seems to get em’ going too. Really, the male organ is not that complicated.

Good luck!

Cheers!
Single Gals

Going Down

Dear Single Gals,

How long should you let your guy 'go down on you' for? Even if he's doing a great job – sometimes it just takes a long time to 'get there'. Is it unfair to have him go longer than 5min? 10min? Do you offer him water?

Getting There


Dear Getting There,

You’re over thinking this and that is probably why it’s taking you a while to ‘get there’. This is where we women falter; we tend to over think everything. Do you think a guy is thinking “wow, she’s been sucking on my unit for the last 15 minutes maybe she’s tired?“ HELL NO. He will enjoy it for as long as you’re willing to do it. So try to relax and enjoy. Don’t put so much thought into how long it’s been, he wouldn’t be there if he didn’t want to be. Also having a bottle of water on your night table is not a bad idea, the least you can do is be a good hostess. If you think this could be an all night thing, you may also want to have goggles and a snorkel handy!

Cheers!
Single Glas

Bad in bed

Dear Single Gals,

If I guy sucks in bed, should you show him what you like, or just bail and run for the hills?

Unsatisfied



Dear Unsatisfied,

It depends on how you feel about him and how long you’ve been dating. If it’s based on a first performance and you really like the guy, then there may be an opportunity for improvement. Just tell him what you like, as stated before, communication is key. If it’s been a while and you’ve expressed your likes and dislikes and still no improvement, then just call it a day and find a man that can make things happen. A well rounded relationship means you connect on all levels.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Monday, June 22, 2009

Commitment Phase

Dear Single Gals,

How do you know if he’s in the commitment phase?

Committed


Dear Committed,

First ask your guy to define commitment, if he runs to the Webster’s dictionary then we’re gonna say he is NOT at this phase. On a serious note, I think if your guy is totally committed to you, then you will not need to ask this question. Once again refer back to “He’s just not that into you”. If you don’t have the book we strongly recommend you grab a copy. If he’s into you, you’ll know it. He’ll want to spend time with you, call you and meet your friends and family.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Booty Call

Dear Single Gals,

My guy wants to get serious and I don’t. How do I keep him around as a booty call?

Want My Cake



Dear Want My Cake,

Wow you found a guy that wants to get serious? Crazy.
Honestly, it’s not really fair to him if he wants to get serious. Let him know you don’t and then go find yourself another booty call.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Messy or Clean?

Dear Single Gals,

Why do some guys like to do it when you’re menstruating and others don’t?

What Gives



Dear What Gives,

We think it all depends how long it’s been since they have gotten some. Maybe he just got out of prison and a little bit of messy sex is great after you’ve been getting it up the butt for 5 years.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Do guy notice the difference?

Dear Single Gals,

Do guys notice different vaginas?

Loosey


Dear Loosey,

Were gonna say that no they don’t. We think most guys are just happy to have a naked chick in bed with them. Guys can you verify this? If we are wrong please e-mail us at asksinglegals@single-gals.com.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Monday, June 15, 2009

Question of the Week

Dear Single Gals,

When do you think the shift from “Men being men” to ‘Men being pansies” occurred and why?

Curious


I think the shift occurred when feminism became very prominent and the birth control pill became accessible in the 60’s. In other words, feminism screwed us consistently single gals. Back in the day, men were “men” because they went to work, paid the bills, voted, fixed the house and could get a woman pregnant. They were in charge (or at least thought they were). Then these damn feminists came along and screamed bloody murder about equal rights and gave away our secrets (that we’re smarter, more pain tolerant and just damn better). As soon as it became evident that women could pretty much do everything a man could do (and do it better) and enjoy sex without getting pregnant, is when the man freaked out and lost his balls. It was a sad day when we started growing our armpit hair (but please don’t do that).

Cheers!
Single Chick

Is that a Banana or are you just happy to see me

Dear Single Gals,

How can you tell what a guy is packin?

Size Matters


Dear Size Matters,

Unless he’s wearing really tight jeans or a Speedo, then you can’t tell and if he is wearing either of those, then who cares...grossssss!

According to MANswers here are the national averages:
India – Average 5”
China – Average 5.5”
North America – Average 6.5

Cheers!
Single Gals

Great Sex or the Real Thing

Dear Single Gals,

How do you know if a relationship is just awesome sex or the real thing?

Wondering


Dear Wondering,

Great sex or the real thing? Hmm in my world I think they go hand in hand. However if the relationship is purely sexual (meaning all you do is just have sex together and not much else), then it’s probably not the real thing. You may even find that you don’t really like him on a personal level but really just connect through the most “primal of ways” (quote was said by a weirdo I once knew). Once the lust wares off and you get to know the person, you will know if there is more to it or not.

Cheers!
Single Gals

To Video tape or not to Video tape

Dear Single Gals,

Should I let my guy video tape us?


A Star is Born

Dear A Star is Born,

Hello Paris Hilton??? If you’re a media whore then go right ahead. But I think this is one lesson we can learn from the ditsy blond heiress. However, if you’re in a seriously committed relationship and want to spice things up, go ahead and video tape yourselves but please destroy the evidence right after, unless you want to be the You Tube video of the week.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Monday, June 8, 2009

Back Door Lovin

Dear Single Gals,

My boyfriend and I have been talking about trying new things sexually and I was wondering if there was anything I need to do to prep for some rear end lovin?

Kinky Chick



Dear Kinky Chick,

We went to our resident expert on this one; our gay friend “Lance”. Lance said all you need to do is make sure that you have cleaned the back door, lubed it up, relax and spread’em.

Cheers,
Single Gals

How to get him to stay over

Dear Single Gals,

How do you get the guy you’re seeing to come over and stay over?

Need some man lovin




Dear Need Some Man Lovin,

We think a sure fire way to get him to come over and stay over is to get him drunk. He can’t possibly drive home after that and therefore he will need to stay the night. However be careful with this for you don’t want to get him too drunk or he’ll end up spending the night in you bathroom praying to the porcelain god. We recommend 3 pitchers max!

Let’s us know how that works out for you.

Cheers!
Single Gals

What are the signs?

Dear Single Gals,

What are the signs that he likes you?

Clueless



Dear Clueless,

It’s been a while for us at Single Gals since we’ve had a dude that was truly into us but here is what we think are sure signs the he likes you:

1) He calls
2) He wants to hangout with you
3) He wants to meet your friends
4) He sounds happy when you call even during the playoffs

However is he starts smothering the crap out of you, he is a psycho!!

Also we recommend that you read “He’s Just Not that into You” it is a excellent reference to tell if a guy likes you or not.

We hope this helps clear up you confusion.

Cheers,
Single Gals

How do I get his attention

Dear Single Gals,

How do I get the attention of the cutie I’ve been crushing on?

Starry eyed




Dear Starry eye,

That is a very good question. We here at Single Gals have also been faced with this situation many a time. I’ve had a crush on ‘Black socks” for about a year now. I think the first step would be to make eye contact and smile at him. If possible, strike up a conversation and try to get a feel if he’s also interested or at least worthy of your crush. If there seems to be a connection just let it be and see what happens as you’ve gotten his attention and gave him the signs you’re interested now let him do some work and ask you out.

If that fails just get him drunk!

Cheers
Single Gals

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Is It me?

Dear Single Gals,

Am I the only girl out there that thinks it must be me and that’s why I’m single?

Is it me



Dear Is it me,

NO you are not the first girl to feel that way. We here a Single Gals feel that way after every dating disaster. We remind each other all the time that we are great Gals and we are worthy of a great guy. You are worthy as well and just because something did not work out the way wanted, you cannot blame yourself. I do believe if it was meant to be, it is going to be easy and everything will just fall into place. Just remember to be yourself at all times and don’t alter your life, beliefs or wants for anyone else in the hopes that it could work. Compromising is one thing, but to change who you are is another. And, remember to live in the present moment, it’ll ease that dating anxiety! On that note, you will have to date a few duds to get to the real deal but in the meantime remember you are awesome!!

If you ever need a little pick me up just contact us here at Single Gals and we will be more than happy to remind you of your awesomeness!!

Cheer!
Single Gals

Why do men suck?

Dear Single Gals,

Why do men suck?

Frustrated




Dear Frustrated,

We at Single Gals think that men suck for the following reasons:

1) They are not fully evolved

2) They have smaller brains than us

3) They carry way more testosterone than females and even though there is no medical proof to this, I think testosterone makes you stupid!!!

On that note, don’t get discouraged there are some really great guys out there…just have a look at our “Are You a Yummo” page and meet Joe.

Remember you're the apple at the top of the tree and only the man willing to make the climb is worthy of you!!

Cheers!
Single Gals

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Where does a girl go to meet men?

Dear Single Gals,

Where does a girl go to meet men when she does not want to hang out at the bar ?

Searching



Dear Searching,

This is a very good question and we here at Single Gals are still trying to figure that one out. They (whomever they are, obviously not Single Gals) say that we should take up a hobby or interest to meet people. For example, the gym…but really, I love my gym and what if it does not work out with the cutie you meet on the treadmill and then you're too embarrassed to go back? I really don't think the gym is the best idea, but then again you never know until you try. I've also heard the grocery store…really? Who looks their best while shopping for melons, certainly not this Single Gal, but hey what harm could it do to smile at the hottie in line. So in short I guess it comes down to being a little daring, expanding you interests and getting out of your comfort zone! You never really know when, where or how you are going to meet Mr. Right but the more that you're out there the better your chances.

Good Luck in your search, and if you happen to stumble across a great place to meet men please let us Single Gals know.

Cheers!
Single Gals